Wanted: Luna
a.k.a Bruno, a.k.a. Tsuux'iit, a.k.a. L98
Wanted for ravenous cuteness, splashing too much, and the murder of countless fish and krill
- Known to have a white stomach, black back, and white patches near his murderous eyes
- Has dozens of large teeth designed for mashing human flesh
- Uses his blowhole to startle his prey and cause them to loose their balance and focus
- Will attempt to spin smaller boats around and force them back out into deeper water to attack them
- Uses stealth techniques and "friendliness" to put humans into a trance so they can be more easily consumed
- Main stomping grounds in Nootka Sound include:
- Boat docks in Gold River
- Logging camp
- Namu shuttle route
- Any other unsuspecting boat
- If you see this KILLER whale, stay as far away as possible. If you come within 200 feet of him, he will eat you immediately.
- Contact the Department of Fisheries and Oceans if you see Luna so he can be brought into jurisdiction for prosecution of multiple crimes
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